Best part of my day, sleeping in and drinking coffee out of a big a** coffee mug with a picture of snowman in the middle of Spring!!
The rest if the day I was studying .. Blah!!!!! Over 8 hours!! I was seriously considering stabbing myself in the eye to get out of it!
No real stick figures were injured in the dramatization of my eye stabbing
Now I remember why I kept this emergency kit on my desk-
Item 1
Vegas coffee mug- coffee is the obvious reason. Vegas puts it out there in a subtle way that I am a risk taker ( either that or people thought I was an ex stripper who gained weight , so I moved to Oklahoma to work in accounting until I got my act together!
Item 2
Diet Pills-obvious reason.. To be able to stuff my face and not gain a pound.... Wait,that didn't work.. Crap. Well not sure why I had those .
Item 3
Steak knife- obvious reason was to cut avacados and tomatoes, also perfect to stab a co worker.. Preferably not in the back.. But I needed it today to stab myself in the eye !
Item 1
Vegas coffee mug- coffee is the obvious reason. Vegas puts it out there in a subtle way that I am a risk taker ( either that or people thought I was an ex stripper who gained weight , so I moved to Oklahoma to work in accounting until I got my act together!
Item 2
Diet Pills-obvious reason.. To be able to stuff my face and not gain a pound.... Wait,that didn't work.. Crap. Well not sure why I had those .
Item 3
Steak knife- obvious reason was to cut avacados and tomatoes, also perfect to stab a co worker.. Preferably not in the back.. But I needed it today to stab myself in the eye !
I have had over 400 hits on my blog since I started it last week, so thanks to everyone who wasted time by reading my random thoughts!
I didn't know about you, but I'm ready for summer ! Ready to open my pool and just be lazy!! Although right now I am pretty lazy, so I'm not sure how I can be even more lazy.. I guess add water and a lime a Rita!
Watch out Micheal Phelps! I'm
The next Mary Lou!
The next Mary Lou!
PS
For those of you that care... I do all if my posts from my cell phone.. Guess why? Because no home computer .. And I'm lazy .. So you will have to live with the fact that sometimes my paragraphs run together, and that sometimes the pictures are fuzzy and a weird size.. The fact that you even waste your time looking at it should tell me that your ok w my lack if cohesiveness!!
For those of you that care... I do all if my posts from my cell phone.. Guess why? Because no home computer .. And I'm lazy .. So you will have to live with the fact that sometimes my paragraphs run together, and that sometimes the pictures are fuzzy and a weird size.. The fact that you even waste your time looking at it should tell me that your ok w my lack if cohesiveness!!